I accompanied my three oldest boys to cub scout day camp on Tuesday. Joe is the one who usually volunteers to drive and chaperone, but he's been out of town this week and one of the leaders asked me to go. The six hours spent at camp, as well as the hour drive there and back, were very informative. Here are the top ten things I learned at Day Camp this year:
- Kids can miraculously survive being trampled on in a stampede/dog pile but it might emotionally scar them for life.
- Eight to ten year old boys can turn anything into a weapon (OK, so I already knew that before day camp). Sticks, water bottles, pieces of paper, fishing poles, hats, cheap plastic boomerangs, you name it. Ironically, the only objects that seemed to be immune were the BB guns.
- If you're ever blindfolded and relying on someone to guide you safely through an obstacle course, it's probably not a good idea to be guided by an 8-10 year old boy with a short attention span.
- Somebody always ends up in tears when there are twenty boys on a bouncy suspension bridge all at the same time.
- If you homeschool and are not used to packing a lunch for your kids, you might leave out a yummy dessert and a juice drink which are apparently staples in kids' lunches these days. Somehow a bottle of water and a handful of blueberries can't compete with a pouch of juice and a bag of oreos.
- If one of the boys riding in your car keeps passing gas, it could be due to the fact that the only thing he ate for breakfast was Reese's Pieces candy.
- If another little boy keeps picking his nose and flicking/wiping the contents somewhere in your car, the only way to get him to stop is by threatening to find each booger and make him eat every single one of them before he's allowed to get out of the vehicle.
- Using my car full of boys as a study sample, only 1 out of 6 boys brush their teeth in the morning. (Yes, 50% of the boys were mine--I even reminded them three times before we left the house).
- You can determine whether or not a boy has brushed his teeth in the morning by listening to the other boys' reactions as they smell his breath for entertainment.
- When boys who wanted to ride in your car ONLY because they thought you were going to stop for ice cream on the way home (because that's what your husband has done in years past) find out that you refuse to do so, you will be branded the meanest lady in the world.
Thanks to my brother-in-law Jeff for watching the three youngest kidlets while I was away on this eye-opening adventure. I don't know what we're going to do without him when he leaves on his mission in two weeks!


















